Whenever you draw, you gain 2 life, whenever an opponent draws, they lose 2
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Exsanguinate is often an alternate win condition in big mana decks, but slotting it onto an Aristocrats deck as well isnt a bad plan
Nice synergy with Boo and others, and then you can -2 them to sacrifice a dork you control and shoot a target where that was its power, another cool way to play into Boo who just got built up last turn and you'll make another for free, so that's fun synergetic card that...can be your Commander
There were a lot of decks that should have sideboarded Processor and didn't think of it - and for a while the top deck in Standard was all about getting one of these out as quickly as possible using whatever means were necessary