Put this in the stack with Witherbloom cards like Blossoming Bogbeast, Ezzaroot Channeler, and Honor Troll
The text below the card congratulates the player on achieving first, second or third place and invites them to the next years tournament
Still, its more of a cheese than a real strategy in a match up
Its normally a 4/4 flyer for five, but when it mutates, for a cost of 5U, you gain control of target noncreature artifact
I realized that every attempted intervention had been orderly, structural putting them on an exercise schedule, turning their life into a routine, forcing them into a contract that said that, in their most desperate and painful moments, they were obligated to pick up the phone and call it was all white, white, white, white, white, and each new offer of help was like an additional bar being added to the cage