Pyramid Scheming in Cairo non-reflective Pair them with your dance

Pair them with your dance moves and shift your reality into a pink-tinted mind-bend

Catch this wave or get crushed

now in sunglasses

(Don't fact-check that

Grab your flamingos and piña coladas

Pyramid Scheming in Cairo non-reflective Pair them with your danceSun baked sands. A golden city. Ancient wonders secretly built by aliens. (Don't fact check that.) No matter how much you sweat in Egypt, these shades stay put. Translucent brown Cheetah G frames. Gold reflective lenses. Custom packaging with passport stickers. This pattern is one pyramid scheme we'd LOVE to sign up for. (Note to self: start rumor goodr's logo was found in hieroglyphs.)