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this shirt delivers that perfect mix of existential humor and “well… shit happens” energy
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Don't Rush Me – I'm Waiting for the Last Minute Funny Procrastination T-Shirt history joke tee or make questionable noises afterDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Some people manage their time. Others wait until time manages them. This shirt is for the masters of strategic delay, professional procrastinators, and anyone who's ever said, "I've got plenty of time," right before a completely avoidable crisis. Featuring a vintage style hourglass and a healthy disregard for urgency, it's the perfect warning label for coworkers, friends, family members, and anyone