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and random stranger who has ever stared at you for three seconds too long

sounds less like a cryptid and more like a life coach

it's guaranteed to get a second look from fellow adventurers

and exactly zero plans to stay focused on anything for more than twelve seconds

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I Am So American I Shit Red White & Blue sexy tee and random stranger who hasDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Some people quietly hang a flag on the porch. Some people put a bumper sticker on the truck. And then there are the folks who are so unapologetically American that even their digestive system salutes the flag. Featuring Skid proudly waving Old Glory while armed with a sparkler and absolutely zero concern for subtlety, this shirt celebrates the kind of patriotic enthusiasm that makes the neighbors wonder if