SQUATtle - Patch Tengen Uzui It’s that magical time of

It’s that magical time of year when the gym meets the gravy boat

Built on consistency

Dragons & Dumbbells

Lack of Swole is a dark-humor gym parody for lifters who take discipline seriously and excuses personally

this design blends classic slasher vibes with unapologetic flex energy

SQUATtle - Patch Tengen Uzui It’s that magical time ofSQUATTLE Built for lifters who chose gains as their starter. Squattle brings classic pocket creature energy straight to the squat rack. Small frame, serious power, and zero fear of heavy legs. This patch is for nerds who know strength is built rep by rep, not evolved overnight. Cute on the outside. Absolute menace under the bar. Designed with bold color and sculpted 3D detail, this premium PVC patch is built to survive sweat, chalk, and brutally deep