Emergency Contact MFM Elise wants nothing more than

Elise wants nothing more than to be rescued ASAP

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Emergency Contact MFM Elise wants nothing more thanFor Penny Lee high school was a total nonevent. Her friends were okay, her grades were fine, and while she somehow managed to land a boyfriend, he doesnt actually know anything about her. When Penny heads to college in Austin, Texas, to learn how to become a writer, its seventy nine miles and a zillion light years away from everything she cant wait to leave behind. Sams stuck. Literally, figuratively, emotionally, financially. He works at a caf and