While you may have indulged in playing with them too much, you can prolong the playtime when they are still in good condition
Today it soft-launched at 200 stores in Texas, Connecticut, Kentucky, Georgia, Mississippi, Tennessee, and New York
While they read like niche color hate, the absurd efficiency of a one-mana counterspell/one-mana removal split card elevates this to an S+ sideboard card for red decks, and a mirror-beater for any blue deck capable of fetching Volcanic Island which is all of them
Cactus Bouncer's effect only activates when there is another Plant-type monster on the field, but this drawback is easy to work around when the payoff is considered
It would also be very unpopular with people who own lots of foils or altered cards