Youre thinking about the theme, and what they do here, and why they are here, rather than thinking, OK, well, Im gonna pick the Aztec and the Aztecs are gonna become so-and-so
This would mean that Dark Confidant would need to outvalue Unholy Annex, however, which may be rather difficult to do
The Jolly Roger is this deck's secret weapon, both because its lack of lore will make your opponents underestimate it, and because its low cost allows you to surprise your opponents by playing it alongside other characters, giving them rush and allowing them to immediately interact with your opponent's characters
Of course, weve gotta throw in the granddaddy of all goad spells, Disrupt DecorumDisrupt Decorum
Sadly you can only do this once per turn, and your opponents will think twice before letting you untap with a game-warping commander like The Face of Boe