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The fantasy of the deck what winning looks like, what the big moments are is pre-established by decades of Marvel storytelling

Other than that, this deck makes up for the lack of value by having a lot of generic utility spells as part of its desire to be a control deck that didnt go in on the creature type

They're niche cards, so nobody else at the table will be interested in taking them

You can change the number of dice rolled for an effect only if the original instruction included a number word to describe how many dice to roll

Sure, your opponents can theoretically block with sea monsters of their own, but what are the odds that there's two people crazy enough to play with sea monsters at the same table