While a bit slow because we need to untap with it, Izzet Chemister is like a Sins of the Past that only costs three mana, which is a huge upgrade
For this one, I used Gimp to cut the actual background out of the original image, then pasted it in a new file with the card size, and repeated the pasted area to cover the entire space
If these two arent your flavor, swap them out for the literal elfball in Abomination of Llanowar and you still have a GB Elves commander that cares about Elves specifically and still enables aristocrat shenanigans
Luckily, you dont need the card in hand
Even better, if it succeeds in destroying a monster by battle, it can special summon them to the field as allies, thereby taking the opponents weapons from them and leaving them in a difficult position