The auto ability to select two characters, dull and freeze them, is then added to the stack after the damage is taken
Suddenly, your removal doesnt line up, blocks stop working , and the creature you needed to kill is untouchable
Blighted Woodland Tap to add 1 colorless Tap, pay 3 generic, pay 1 green and sacrifice it to search your library for 2 basic land cards and put them on the battlefield tapped Escape Tunnel Tap and sacrifice it to search your library for a basic land and put it on the battlefield tapped Tap and sacrifice it to make target creature with power 2 or less unblockable this turn Evolving Wilds Tap and sacrifice it to search your library for a basic land and put it on the battlefield tapped Fabled Passage Tap and sacrifice it to search your library for a basic land and put it on the battlefield tapped
Blizzard Brawls an homage to his Siberian Blizzard ultimate in name, if not in spirit, Outmuscle literally features someone suplexing a bear (you know you want to) and Savage Punch is pretty self explanatory
(I create my list first), next is our first Esper Zombie and thus White one