The creature deals damage to itself equal to its power, yes, but that doesnt guarantee the creature dies
Whenever your Ring-bearer attacks, draw a card, then discard a card
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II Create two 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste
Bubbling Muck High Tide this isnt, as being a sorcery limits you to shenanigans on your own turn