"Not to rain on any parades, but that isnt happening."
Luckily in the world of trading card games, there are generally many opportunities to find an entry point, and that's especially true of a game as young as Lorcana
Deathtouch just isnt strong enough in Constructed to be worth the cost here
Legendary Creature - Vampire Angel Stax (CTRL to add secondary) Tokens Tokens (CTRL to add secondary) Tutor Tutor (CTRL to add secondary) Maybeboard Kamber, the Plunderer Partner with Laurine, the Diversion (When this creature enters, target player may put Laurine into their hand from their library, then shuffle.) Lifelink Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life and create a Blood token
Every green creature above three mana is tough enough to work with, so you can just chuck Catapult Fodder into a pile of miscellaneous creatures and removal as an alternative closer