If super realistic fakes are out there now and there truly is no way to tell them apart, Wizards could be facing down a Kobayashi Maru
Narset, Enlightened Exile is a cool way to get extra value from non-creature cards that end up in your graveyard
If we have a card that has one super-narrow function, especially one that isn't relevant to Limited, we almost always put it at rare
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As the iconic Red creatures of smallness, they have Red abilities in drovesFirst Strike, Mountainwalk (plus at least one Goblin each that has Forestwalk, Swampwalk, Plainswalk, and Islandwalk), a cornucopia of Haste, and more
