mtg red madness cards Magic The Gathering Commander 2019 Merciless Rage Deck White Black, 100 Wizards of the Coast Rules Text: Madness, 68 cards

If you read the flavor text of the Double cards in the following order Double Dip, Double Play, Double Deal, Double Take, Double Cross you get the following limerick (note how the lines were chosen to match the cards they were on): In a duel and taking a lickin' (the figure in the art is eating ice cream licking, get it?) The wizard explained, I'm no chicken (the figure appears to favor pigs and dogs) I'm facing defeat (the figure has already been beaten up) But next time we meet, (the figure is being visited by an older version of himself) You're in for a nasty butt-kickin'. (the figure has clearly had his butt kicked) The Elvises in the background of Elvish Impersonators are young Elvises

While never something I would entertain in my cube these are pretty close to the bar on what they do and will perform suitably well in a pauper cube

Its basically Wear // Tear, but you can maindeck it and it hits almost any permanent played in the first few turns of the game

A single Treasure for you

Flavor Text "Need a hammer