Sanwell, Avenger Ace Speaking of becoming tapped, Sanwell, Avenger Ace is like Rip but instead of checking for power, it just exiles six cards
Similarly, a bunch of Eldrazi can process cards from the exile zone and put them into graveyards
Five ink is relatively cheap cost for a card that can instantly deal with tough, high-willpower attackers or characters ready to churn lore and progress their player toward victory, so having Dragon Fire at the ready when you need it is always recommended
I've been a proponent of Thoughtseize in Oath decks for a long time, and while I'm still quite fond of the card I'm not upset to have cut it
Maybe he bought the panties for her as a gift, or received them as some promotional giveaway whilst walking through the mall, and forgot he put them there