mtg deal damage draw card Legal in Standard, Rules Text: target, creature, you, control, deals, damage, equal, to, 73 cards Rules Text: whenever, deals combat

There are so many things that would fit MTG, and so many things that MTG would fit, and holding back from those just because you want to keep the multiverse consistent seems really odd when there really isnt any consistency here anyway

Were better off running Monstrosity of the Lake in our 99

Arrogant Wurm, Reckless Wurm Arrogant Wurm was a powerful card in the Madness deck as a fast 4/4 trampler for 3 mana that was otherwise free

There are several non-creature morphs in Magic, though your opponents don't know that they're non-creature permanents until you surprise them with it

As a copy of a permanent spell resolves, it's put onto the battlefield as a token rather than putting a copy of the spell onto the battlefield