Seriously though, we really should unban Splinter Twin, which holds the record for least logical banning of all time, based on the justification of shaking up the Modern meta for a Pro Tour (Remember when those were a thing?) to get people to watch coverage (Remember when that was a thing?) for a paper Modern tournament (...)
Indeed, the longer you play, its almost impossible to not become a fan of at least a few different ways of playing the game Anytime you change the way the game behaves, though, you are inherently also altering the games balance
If a creature is dealt damage this way, it loses indestructible until end of turn
No muss, no fuss just an all-around great aggro tool
This ensures your longevity in the hobby, allowing you to purchase the more volatile single-card market without sinking your entire collection portfolio when the tides shift and Pokemon cards have fallen out of favor with the general public